I have been drinking my lactating wife’s milk as the first thing in the morning lately and let me tell you, it is one of the best things that I have ever done. My wife is pregnant for the past 7 months and in these past 7 months, I didn’t fuck her even once in the pussy, ass or mouth. She tells me that I fuck her in her dreams each night though. My wife has been generous enough to let me fuck other women openly within this time. I make her a cuckold while receiving an Asian blowjob from my favorite Asian pornstar.
Last month, I tried making a homemade lube using the instructions as told by two female Youtubers that have a channel by the name “Eat Squat Cum”, only to get a pencil dick. I posted a negative comment telling my condition beneath their video, which they deleted within less than a hour.
Two weeks ago, I fucked a Hillary Clinton lookalike escort, I made her do the roleplay of Hillary Clinton, which she both hated and loved. She loved my behavior with her, but she hated performing the roleplay of Hillary Clinton because she hates Hillary.
My wife is quite funny. She likes to sing a song after we are done fucking. She also sings a song out loud when she is in the mood and I was able to understand it. I don’t know how is it going to go after the birth of our baby, but I am sure that it is not going to be exactly the same. Let us see if it gets worse or better; 90% chances are that it is going to go worse only.
One paganic religious leader once told me that when a starving and passionate dick full of sensitivity and a starving and passionate pussy oozing with sensuality meet, the minor gods get together and dance. But he added that the societies and religions have killed the sex drive of the people with ugly institutions like marriage, prostitution, etc, and hence it doesn’t happen frequently although we have a population of over 7 billion humans on earth.
It is my personal observation that you can tell about the sex drive of a man or a woman by the kind of music they listen to. Those who like to listen to the Depeche Mode the most seem to have the highest sex drive and that’s the reason why a rising singer that goes by the name ‘Trevor Something’ has so many comments under his Youtube videos with the female commentators wearing nothing but bikinis, lingeries and sometimes nothing at all.
If you are a regular free porn videos watcher, then you must be well aware of the fact that physically stronger men in general have stiffer and stronger dicks and the women with large assets that don’t sag tend to have softer and nicer looking pussies. Such pussies taste 10x better than an average looking pussy.
I personally believe that one day, we will have an Amazon and an eBay of the escort market and that day is not far. What a pity, if they make the society free for sex, we will not have to depend upon such things at all.
Tony Watanabe started importing VR headsets from the Republic of China and selling the same online and offline after once he couldn’t enjoy his most favorite BBW Hentai porn without a VR headset. Tony realized that there must be a huge demand for the VR headsets after this and he was right, his business is booming ever since.
Tony believes that using foul language doubles the fun while having sex but his wife doesn’t agree with this belief of Tony, she hates it when he uses such language.
Tony says that staying single is highly beneficial for highly sexual women as they can fuck with whoever they like whenever they like without any sort of worries but he says that it is opposite in the men’s case.
Tony’s wife – Emma runs an adult business that only uses drones to deliver the products to save customer from the embarrassment.
Emma says that the demand for fleshlight has increased a lot since the BBW Hentai VR porn has become more popular.
Emma is an accountant by profession and she entered the adult field after she got the job of an accountant at a leading Dildo manufacturing company.
Tony and Emma openly cheat on each other and while Tony claims that sweet and outspoken girls show a lot of tantrums in the bed, Emma claims that the second generation members of the Sikh community in the Americas are the greatest fucks ever.
I have done some of the craziest things that you can imagine to increase my sexual stamina in the past and although most of those didn’t work, now I believe that I have found the real goldmine. I have been practicing the infamous yoga pose Vajroli mudra for a while to increase my sexual stamina for a while now and it has greatly increased my sexual stamina, I must say.
It is my personal observation that an adult man or a woman must never rely on one pussy or a dick for all the sexual pleasure that they need. It is really funny to me that although most adult males and females are well aware of the fact that human beings are polygamous beings yet they rely on a single dick or a pussy for all their sexual needs most of the times.
I love to learn new languages and the most recent language that I attempted to learn was the Hindi language. I stopped learning it only after a couple of days as I observed it early enough that speaking or thinking in the Hindi language reduces libido, which is worst than suicide for me.
I personally believe that cam models are some of the most underpaid people on earth. I was really amazed by the stunning looks, intelligence, dancing skills of the cam model I had live sex chat with for the first time.
I love women that wear anklets like the one I saw yesterday in a live amateur couple sex show. I really wish that I could show you this beauty’s photographs wearing ankles.
I have a friend who owns his own Keto restaurant in Rio de Janeiro. He is in his late 30s and his wife is in her early 40s. She always tells him that she has got bored of him sexually, but she has been hiring the very same gigolo for years now and doesn’t seem to be bored of the same. You will be surprised to know that the gigolo is in his late 40s.
So, I decided to get in touch with this gigolo to learn what does he do that makes the women go crazy. He asked me to deposit $300 in his PayPal account and then only he would let me know the same, I deposited $300 in the PayPal account he told me. He then told me that the secret is none other than X Animal and he also told me that he used to be one of the worst fucks before he started taking it and his girlfriends would hate him for it. In fact, no girl would talk to him after he had sex with them at least once.
I have since become good friends with this gigolo and I love to listen to his personal tales. He told me that most women prefer to hire a gigolo when the husband is away on a business trip but this Keto restaurant owner’s wife makes him a cuck and bangs the gigolos in front of him. He also told me that the gigolos aren’t as popular with the young bachelor women in their 20s.
He surprised me when he told me that a lot of big butt Brazilian maids that have men drool over them, use most of the money that they receive as tips to suck and fuck the tips of gigolos.
Misreading leads to misleading, this full-time internet marketer and domain flipper friend of mine wishes all the time, if he had more time to read, he is busy watching porn on Big Booty Mania most of the time of his day and not to mention, the night as well.
This internet marketer friend of mine says that he has been trying to discover the reason behind the fact that why he is too lethargic after having sex in certain positions and why it is the other way round when he does it in the rest of the positions. He claims to have checked all the prominent sex life related forums and blogs but hasn’t found the answer. “Nobody has got a clue, they are all rookie, even the so-called most experienced ones”, he says.
This friend of mine says that he cannot imagine how the strip clubs are still in the business when there is a more porn produced in a day than a person can consume in a lifetime. He claims to have never been to one.
He believes that the porn industry is not using the real life mother and daughter pornstars with big natural breasts – Andi James and Britt James right and no porn producer seems to understand their real potential.
He has been campaigning against violent and bestiality porn for years now and says that no matter how hard he campaigns, there seems to be no positive effect of any of it.
His younger brother is even more horny than himself. He just became a ladies tailor to touch and feel the women. He is also always busy watching porn on Big Booty Mania.
I believe that only someone with a serious mental issue is going to marry or hire hookers when he can fuck a fleshlight or a sex doll watching his favorite XXX Video with just one-time investment.
Almost everything has gone expensive over the past 2 decades, gasoline, food, real estate, you name it, but in case of the porn, only quality has gone up, not the price, almost all of it is free now if you have a high speed internet connection. There would have been no Jesus Christ if there were porn in the ancient times, Jesus would be too busy choking his pee-pee.
In the August of this year, I met a career woman who aims to be the CEO of the company she has been working for the past 4 years. I never knew that she was a pornstar as well until I saw a video of her about 3-4 days ago. If I knew it already, I would have asked her whether she works as an escort as well, she was really fine with a big butt and large firm natural-looking breasts. I know that I am contradicting what I wrote at the start of this post but I really fell in love with her since I met her and would do anything to sniff and fuck her pink pussy once.
I personally believe that measure B is a must and it must be enforced among pornstars everywhere. I am reminded of this because I saw the male pornstar fucking that career woman in the video had a condom on throughout, even during the BJ, which is really a sign of progress.
I don’t know how these MILF escorts keep their pussy drum tight till the day they retire or die. I recently hired this amazingly sexy army veteran MILF escort in Tel Aviv who was tighter than a virgin. She told me that her army companions that suffer from POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome) refer to women as armored vehicles.
One of the best things about these Tel Aviv escorts is that they speak polite and humble words and look better in the flash than in their images. These Tel Aviv female escorts, let me tell you, know some of the rarest seduction techniques.
Tel Aviv female escorts are an art and the escort agencies that recruit these are the genius responsible for such great art. It doesn’t take much money compared to other lucrative businesses to set up an escort agency but it requires a lot of talent, skills and expertise. Some successful Israeli escort agencies took as long as 3 decades to make a name for themselves, the Israeli escort industry is so competitive.
On an average, it takes 3 years to become an escort that can fulfill every fantasy possible in the real world.
Some Israeli escorts are such experts at raising your dick that they can get a 75 year old man hard with just a sexy striptease.
It is a pity that some men blame everything on the government including their dead pencil dicks.
Another marvelous thing about these high class Israeli female escorts is that they do not care whether you came in a Range Rover or a Ford Fiesta, they do their best to please you and they really do please you 99.99% of the times.
Most of these Israeli female escorts do speak fluent English and hence you don’t need a translator or an app to understand what she is saying or to tell her something.
My current girlfriend is a bisexual woman who claims to have had sex with several social workers till date. She says that both male and female social workers are some of the worst people in the bedroom with ugly looks and lower libidos. She also claims that social workers are more likely to commit suicide as well.
My current girlfriend firmly believes that there will be universities in the near future that will teach escorting courses. She believes that the foundation of such universities will start from the Netherlands or Thailand. She adds that looking at the rapidness of the development in certain Asian countries, first university of that kind will most likely be built in Thailand. She also believes that in the future, there will be recruitment agencies that will get men and women employment into escort agencies in a very organized way.
She also says that the escort girls that don’t allow their pictures to be posted on the official website of the escort agency must allow the escort agency to post their black and white portrait at least because nobody wants a surprise if they are paying that kind of a money for a little bit of fun.
My girlfriend keeps surfing
I highly doubt that this current girlfriend of mine used to work as an escort herself to satiate her very high libido and also to make an extra buck but I dare not ask her. She was most likely an Escort Marseille She is a fine fucking MILF and I am not doing anything that will take her away from me. Each time I fuck her, the next day my dick is so hard that each day feels like a new day when I hit the puberty. She loves to get licked.
I have a mechanic friend who refers to the pussy juice as grease. He he has a terminology of his own for almost everything sexual. He refers to the ovarian cyst as the engine failure. I don’t know what term would he use for the smoking blowjob, but I am sure that he has an interesting one for that as well.
This mechanic friend of mine claims that the lighter the color of a pussy or a dick, the better it tastes. He is not ashamed of being a bisexual and one of his competitors posted a negative review on his Google Places listing telling everyone that he is a bisexual, thinking that he is going to destroy his business just by that, the mechanic received a lot of support and more customers due to the same while the hating competitor’s business got completely destroyed.
This mechanic friend of mine claims that the younger intellectual women are no fun in bed at all whereas the older intellectual women are extremely fun and horny in bed.
He has a degree in Mechanical Engineering and before finding his own automotive mechanic business, he worked for the Toyota, where he helped set up their plant in India. He claims to have fucked several Indian women there and says that Malayali Indian pussies are the best among all Indian pussies, especially when the owner of the pussy is a Christian Malayali woman. He even showed me a sex video of his where he fucked a Malayali Indian naturally busty woman in her early 30s for 75 minutes straight.