Republican Party Mayors watch Lingerie Porn with their Water-Based Lube by their side

I have a nutritionist friend who claims that eating a tons of protein is bad for your libido but eating tons of vitamins does right the opposite. I have been taking 3 different multivitamins belonging to three different brands ever seen and it is hard to detect whether my friend is not trolling me, because I have always had a strong libido and I have never taken any sort of protein supplements ever in the past.

This nutritionist friend of mine also told me that all those trying to find out what their favorite rockstar from the 1970s, 1980s or 1990s eats that keeps him looking so fresh and young are clearly misguided. He claims that the real secret is the different pussy that they get to be inside each night. He claims that fucking the same pussy each night doesn’t do any good to your dick, but fucking a different one is a whole different story.

Myself and my nutritionist friend, both agree that those who believe that further sexual liberation across the world will lead to higher population growth rate are needed to be declared as mentally retarded.

I am really astounded at the statements made by the mayors or wannabe mayors belonging to the Republican Party against Porn. All these fucking Mayors watch lingerie porn when nobody is looking, anybody who knows these crooks will tell you the same.

I once called a surprise stripper and she turned out to be my ex-girlfriend. I couldn’t be any happier. I paid her for her extra services as well and enjoyed thoroughly what I used to enjoy for free once.

I just got recalled of this ex-girlfriend of mine because her father used to be a candidate every 4 years, but could never make it and there you go, decades later, his daughter is a stripper and escort.

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