What would an even funnier mechanic than Scotty Kilmer would refer to the Smoking Blowjob as?

I have a mechanic friend who refers to the pussy juice as grease. He he has a terminology of his own for almost everything sexual. He refers to the ovarian cyst as the engine failure. I don’t know what term would he use for the smoking blowjob, but I am sure that he has an interesting one for that as well.

This mechanic friend of mine claims that the lighter the color of a pussy or a dick, the better it tastes. He is not ashamed of being a bisexual and one of his competitors posted a negative review on his Google Places listing telling everyone that he is a bisexual, thinking that he is going to destroy his business just by that, the mechanic received a lot of support and more customers due to the same while the hating competitor’s business got completely destroyed.

This mechanic friend of mine claims that the younger intellectual women are no fun in bed at all whereas the older intellectual women are extremely fun and horny in bed.

He has a degree in Mechanical Engineering and before finding his own automotive mechanic business, he worked for the Toyota, where he helped set up their plant in India. He claims to have fucked several Indian women there and says that Malayali Indian pussies are the best among all Indian pussies, especially when the owner of the pussy is a Christian Malayali woman. He even showed me a sex video of his where he fucked a Malayali Indian naturally busty woman in her early 30s for 75 minutes straight.

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