I know several transgender people and they all have one thing in common and that is that they watch more porn than they fuck in reality. They like to watch a lot of porn on the Amazon porntube as well.
I believe that all the masturbation gloves available in the market presently are useless and that’s the reason why I want to launch my own brand for masturbation gloves.
I checked a recent survey in which it was mentioned that the men that spend more time jacking off to their favorite porn are far more happier than the ones that fuck the pussy of their favorite women regularly.
“Two big mountains and a valley,
having an off-road in the valley.”
The above mentioned poetry is what my 21 year old nephew came up with in a recent family party when everyone was drunk. This nephew of mine tells me that he never chases a woman who is good at debates or is a good public speaker. He also told me that the chicks nowadays are so desperate for the bodybuilder men that they mess up with the bodybuilder bouncers in order to get groped because they hate their rich and ugly boyfriends. I am happy that this was not the case with us when I was his age.
I told this nephew of mine what my grandfather told me and that is that the true happiness is not hidden in how much money you make but rather how many pussies you fuck.
If you have a big dick like myself, then you can take a lot of “tips” from my blog and if you don’t, then you can send your spouse, GF or any cock-hungry woman that you know, to me. I will take care of her completely.
My most favorite place to pick up chicks from is the Swimming pool. I find it hard to resist the wet and beautiful women there in their skimpy clothes and they find it hard to resist my superhuge cock that is visible from my speedo too.
After having spent time with women belonging to different age groups, shapes, sizes, races and colors, I have come to the conclusion that it is the older women that try their hardest to give you a good time, especially if you are a man between 22-35.
Together with my long-time girlfriend, I have had threesomes and foursomes with other chicks, mainly escorts, it really looks and feels something out of a porn movie. My girlfriend loves to hire Russian escorts in Goa for me.
Not one Christmas season has gone by for years when I didn’t smash my long-time girlfriend at least twice a day.
If you have a tiny limp dick, I will have your girlfriends posing for the photographs while they are butt naked, I guarantee you. I have the voice of Lionel Makepeace from GTA Vice City Emotion 98.3 Radio and I think that should convey a lot to you that how I get chicks wet just with my voice. I get them wet like Ravishing Rick Rude did to Kathie Lee in a live show.
I most frequently visit the wives of the army men. The wives of the army men have affairs with other men while their husbands go out to protect the country. I am a true patriot as I protect the families of the army men by keeping their wives satiated and happy while their husbands protect the nation. Several army men haven’t left their job in the army because they know that I am there to keep their wives happy, so they can serve the nation without any worries. I am always ready as I don’t have refractory periods for over 2 minutes, ever.
I love Hungarian women because they are always hungry for more and that’s the reason why some of the topmost mainstream pornstars are Hungarian. My personal most favorite Hungarian pornstar is Angie Noir. I cannot get enough of her videos. I have bought each and every video that she ever released on Clips4Sale in order to support her and my dick. I get my girlfriend dressed like good old Angie Noir in some of her videos and have her roleplay like her.
Also, roleplay before sex is never a waste of time, it gets your chick wild and hot for the main action.
There are many gay rich Mormons that have married straight women and they now can’t get hard for their wives, that’s where I come into the picture. I am really responsible for keeping so many families stable and their female members satisfied and sane.