I have a friend who owns his own Keto restaurant in Rio de Janeiro. He is in his late 30s and his wife is in her early 40s. She always tells him that she has got bored of him sexually, but she has been hiring the very same gigolo for years now and doesn’t seem to be bored of the same. You will be surprised to know that the gigolo is in his late 40s.
So, I decided to get in touch with this gigolo to learn what does he do that makes the women go crazy. He asked me to deposit $300 in his PayPal account and then only he would let me know the same, I deposited $300 in the PayPal account he told me. He then told me that the secret is none other than X Animal and he also told me that he used to be one of the worst fucks before he started taking it and his girlfriends would hate him for it. In fact, no girl would talk to him after he had sex with them at least once.
I have since become good friends with this gigolo and I love to listen to his personal tales. He told me that most women prefer to hire a gigolo when the husband is away on a business trip but this Keto restaurant owner’s wife makes him a cuck and bangs the gigolos in front of him. He also told me that the gigolos aren’t as popular with the young bachelor women in their 20s.
He surprised me when he told me that a lot of big butt Brazilian maids that have men drool over them, use most of the money that they receive as tips to suck and fuck the tips of gigolos.
Misreading leads to misleading, this full-time internet marketer and domain flipper friend of mine wishes all the time, if he had more time to read, he is busy watching porn on Big Booty Mania most of the time of his day and not to mention, the night as well.
This internet marketer friend of mine says that he has been trying to discover the reason behind the fact that why he is too lethargic after having sex in certain positions and why it is the other way round when he does it in the rest of the positions. He claims to have checked all the prominent sex life related forums and blogs but hasn’t found the answer. “Nobody has got a clue, they are all rookie, even the so-called most experienced ones”, he says.
This friend of mine says that he cannot imagine how the strip clubs are still in the business when there is a more porn produced in a day than a person can consume in a lifetime. He claims to have never been to one.
He believes that the porn industry is not using the real life mother and daughter pornstars with big natural breasts – Andi James and Britt James right and no porn producer seems to understand their real potential.
He has been campaigning against violent and bestiality porn for years now and says that no matter how hard he campaigns, there seems to be no positive effect of any of it.
His younger brother is even more horny than himself. He just became a ladies tailor to touch and feel the women. He is also always busy watching porn on Big Booty Mania.
I believe that only someone with a serious mental issue is going to marry or hire hookers when he can fuck a fleshlight or a sex doll watching his favorite XXX Video with just one-time investment.
Almost everything has gone expensive over the past 2 decades, gasoline, food, real estate, you name it, but in case of the porn, only quality has gone up, not the price, almost all of it is free now if you have a high speed internet connection. There would have been no Jesus Christ if there were porn in the ancient times, Jesus would be too busy choking his pee-pee.
In the August of this year, I met a career woman who aims to be the CEO of the company she has been working for the past 4 years. I never knew that she was a pornstar as well until I saw a video of her about 3-4 days ago. If I knew it already, I would have asked her whether she works as an escort as well, she was really fine with a big butt and large firm natural-looking breasts. I know that I am contradicting what I wrote at the start of this post but I really fell in love with her since I met her and would do anything to sniff and fuck her pink pussy once.
I personally believe that measure B is a must and it must be enforced among pornstars everywhere. I am reminded of this because I saw the male pornstar fucking that career woman in the video had a condom on throughout, even during the BJ, which is really a sign of progress.
I don’t know how these MILF escorts keep their pussy drum tight till the day they retire or die. I recently hired this amazingly sexy army veteran MILF escort in Tel Aviv who was tighter than a virgin. She told me that her army companions that suffer from POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome) refer to women as armored vehicles.
One of the best things about these Tel Aviv escorts is that they speak polite and humble words and look better in the flash than in their images. These Tel Aviv female escorts, let me tell you, know some of the rarest seduction techniques.
Tel Aviv female escorts are an art and the escort agencies that recruit these are the genius responsible for such great art. It doesn’t take much money compared to other lucrative businesses to set up an escort agency but it requires a lot of talent, skills and expertise. Some successful Israeli escort agencies took as long as 3 decades to make a name for themselves, the Israeli escort industry is so competitive.
On an average, it takes 3 years to become an escort that can fulfill every fantasy possible in the real world.
Some Israeli escorts are such experts at raising your dick that they can get a 75 year old man hard with just a sexy striptease.
It is a pity that some men blame everything on the government including their dead pencil dicks.
Another marvelous thing about these high class Israeli female escorts is that they do not care whether you came in a Range Rover or a Ford Fiesta, they do their best to please you and they really do please you 99.99% of the times.
Most of these Israeli female escorts do speak fluent English and hence you don’t need a translator or an app to understand what she is saying or to tell her something.
My current girlfriend is a bisexual woman who claims to have had sex with several social workers till date. She says that both male and female social workers are some of the worst people in the bedroom with ugly looks and lower libidos. She also claims that social workers are more likely to commit suicide as well.
My current girlfriend firmly believes that there will be universities in the near future that will teach escorting courses. She believes that the foundation of such universities will start from the Netherlands or Thailand. She adds that looking at the rapidness of the development in certain Asian countries, first university of that kind will most likely be built in Thailand. She also believes that in the future, there will be recruitment agencies that will get men and women employment into escort agencies in a very organized way.
She also says that the escort girls that don’t allow their pictures to be posted on the official website of the escort agency must allow the escort agency to post their black and white portrait at least because nobody wants a surprise if they are paying that kind of a money for a little bit of fun.
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I highly doubt that this current girlfriend of mine used to work as an escort herself to satiate her very high libido and also to make an extra buck but I dare not ask her. She was most likely an Escort Marseille She is a fine fucking MILF and I am not doing anything that will take her away from me. Each time I fuck her, the next day my dick is so hard that each day feels like a new day when I hit the puberty. She loves to get licked.
I have a mechanic friend who refers to the pussy juice as grease. He he has a terminology of his own for almost everything sexual. He refers to the ovarian cyst as the engine failure. I don’t know what term would he use for the smoking blowjob, but I am sure that he has an interesting one for that as well.
This mechanic friend of mine claims that the lighter the color of a pussy or a dick, the better it tastes. He is not ashamed of being a bisexual and one of his competitors posted a negative review on his Google Places listing telling everyone that he is a bisexual, thinking that he is going to destroy his business just by that, the mechanic received a lot of support and more customers due to the same while the hating competitor’s business got completely destroyed.
This mechanic friend of mine claims that the younger intellectual women are no fun in bed at all whereas the older intellectual women are extremely fun and horny in bed.
He has a degree in Mechanical Engineering and before finding his own automotive mechanic business, he worked for the Toyota, where he helped set up their plant in India. He claims to have fucked several Indian women there and says that Malayali Indian pussies are the best among all Indian pussies, especially when the owner of the pussy is a Christian Malayali woman. He even showed me a sex video of his where he fucked a Malayali Indian naturally busty woman in her early 30s for 75 minutes straight.
I find it very hard to resist if I see a beautiful chick wearing a skirt walking down the streets. It doesn’t matter to me if she has stunning legs or not, she just has to have a beautiful face and a body.
Many people try to compare the modern escort services with the Uber cabs. Not to mention that they don’t get to give analogies of escort services much nowadays, since the massage parlours have taken over, especially those Nuru ones.
No modern escort agency that I know accepts cheques and that’s one of the places where they are losing to the massage parlours.
I have a Japanese accountant friend living in the US for past 6 years, who claims that the WWE and WCW wrestler – Booker T used to pimp girls in the city of Shreveport, Louisiana, before becoming a wrestler.
This Japanese accountant friend of mine keeps saying all the time that he is tired of seeing his penis getting shrunken each day but he jacks to the hot Japanese MILF videos nonetheless.
This Japanese accountant friend of mine is married to a strict Catholic woman who doesn’t agree to use the pull-out method since the day she read about the sin of Onan, but she agrees to take a pill. He keeps telling her that her pussy doesn’t feel good enough with a condom on and he only prefers the pull-out method. Each night he lies to her that he is going to end up cumming inside her pussy but pulls out each time before that. It is really funny how he is able to make her a fool each time.
They should teach it in the schools that a fine woman costs more than the most expensive car in the long run. Don’t believe me? Ask Jeff Bezos. His is not even that fine.
I have a building contractor friend who wishes all the time if he could build his wife’s lower back any stronger. His wife’s lower back gets really sore each time he fucks her in the missionary position. He has tried keeping a pillow beneath her many times but it didn’t work. Once his wife’s back hurt so much that she decided to fuck a neighboring BBC and turn him into a cuckold, she even uploaded their movie on a cuckold tube website. She only likes to fuck in the doggystyle position with her hair getting pulled, he told this to the black guy as well who did exactly the same throughout the video. Her tits are so big, they cannot be hidden no matter how hard she tries, I call those Continuously Vulnerable Tits – CVT. The black guy and her did rapid speed ass-to-mouth throughout the video, I named it Dual Clutch Transmission.
I talked to her after watching her video, she told me that she was rather looking for a dick that was born in 1993 or later but couldn’t find it and had to do with a BBC.
She has been saving money to get into sex equipment business as she believes that’s where the future is. She said to me that you can make a good living being a sex worker or a pornstar but she is certain that the sex equipment industry is going to make her a fortune.
I have a friend who told me that women are more likely to get addicted to a dick with a huge girth than a man is likely to get addicted to a tight pussy.
This friend of mine has a huge libido, he is married and he always has a couple of stand-by girlfriends for the times when his wife is not available.
This friend of mine lived in Southeast Asia for a great length of time including in Vietnam, Thailand, Sri Lanka and India. He claims to have the most fun with different women, mostly masseuses, in Vietnam and Thailand. He never gets tired of repeating that comparing a Vietnamese chick to a Thai one is like comparing a Mazda to a Subaru, in other words, they both have their own advantages and their own shortcomings.
He also claims to have had tons of sex with two of Colonel Gaddafi’s Ukrainian female bodyguards, he claims that they both are two of the worst women on the bed, and an incredibly powerful and wealthy man like Gaddafi had to be peanuts in his head to use such women as his sex dolls.
He claims to have recently met the infamous MILF pornstar of the late 2000s and early 2010s – Emma Starr, while in Dallas, Texas, who also happens to be a lawyer. He says that he was surprised to see that she has retired for religious reasons and now spends most of her time doing social and religious work. While she was telling him about how great is god and how everyone should bow down to him and spend all their lives working on his path, this crazy friend of mine told her that he really cannot get enough of wanking to her 720p Sex Movies and he really wishes if she were active now as well and worked in Super-HD movies as a GILF.
Getting to know the name of a stunning pornstar whose video you just recently watched and jacked off to is not a big deal anymore. There was a time when getting to know the name of a Japanese pornstar used to be the most difficult and complex, but that’s not the case anymore.
Us humans are the most intelligent species on the planet as we are the only ones that enjoy seeing other couples having sex. It is a great sight for us men to see a stunning woman of any race take a long, bick dick in her pussy and ride.
I believe in a thing called Universal Stripperhood where the women from all across the globe should be allowed to strip without anyone telling them not to and wherever they want to, whenever they want to. The governments should be made obliged to pay for their traveling expenses and anyone criticizing them ought to be punished by the law.
I have talked to many strip dance lovers including the most popular ones. One of the most infamous wrestlers of all time – Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker aka the Mean Mark told me that he preferred his stripper without any make up, whereas the other infamous wrestler – Kevin Nash aka Diesel aka Oz told me that he preferred his strippers with full makeup on. I personally like mine with makeup on if she has an ugly face but a hot body and without makeup if she has a pretty face regardless of whether she has a voluptuous body or a thin one. In only one condition will I prefer my stripper with full makeup on regardless of whether she has a pretty face or not and that is when the stripper is 30 years old or more. I prefer ugly young strippers over stunning old strippers anyway.