Did I ever tell you that I lived in Palestine for a couple of years, where I dated this beautiful chick who looked very much like the Maha of LearnArabicwithMaha, who used to recite the Quran in Arabic but always moaned and whispered in English while I was fucking her.
This chick was really insatiable. The big beautiful butt of this Palestinian chick could give JLo’s butt a run for her money, especially when it was all naked. JLo’s butt is overrated anyway, I believe that almost as much as half of you would agree with me on this.
This Palestinian chick was also a professional wrestling lover, and a diehard Bret Hart fan. She used to wear nothing but pink and black just like Bret Hart did with his Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart gimmick. I recently saw her performing on one of the popular Free Sex Cams, where she was sucking the tiny dick of her current boyfriend, wearing black bra and pink panties. Most likely, she hasn’t got over Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart yet.
She told me a couple of times that she wanted to marry me, but I knew that she didn’t really want to marry me, but rather get that ‘American citizenship’ and that’s the reason why denied her marriage proposal or stayed silent after hearing the same each time. Later, I cornered myself from her, even though I was a single man still living in Palestine and she was one great fuck, but I didn’t want any sort of trouble.
When I was in Palestine and dating her, not a single night went by when I didn’t have sex with her, even though I worked crazy hours.
Chiyo Alekseeva owns a company that manufactures toy phones for kids. Chiyo used to be a petty eBay toy seller until she started winning huge bets on a Poker website, which ultimately changed her life forever. Chiyo’s brother – Vladimir is an engineer who gave Chiyo a proposal to start a toy phone manufacturing company for kids, Chiyo agreed to it and the business really turned Chiyo into a millionaire.
Chiyo still manages the distribution and supply of the company completely while her brother manages the manufacturing and the engineering part. Chiyo bets on Poker88Asia whenever she is short of funds and viola – she wins and doubles her bet like that which ultimately provides investment for her toy phone manufacturing company.
Chiyo claims that all the assembly elections across the world are rigged. Chiyo has studied politics of several different countries, especially that of Japan and the history of their democracies as well and she claims that it is quite evident that these big guys are controlled by the biggest guys.
Apart from learning the Japanese history and culture, Chiyo loves to watch the Japanese porn, she is a bisexual woman who never gets tired of watching the junior idol free videos.
Chiyo has read about the Anti-Christ and Dajjal and she claims that the Anti-Christ will not be any technology or one individual as is usually perceived. Chiyo says that Anti-Christ in reality means an anti-social person who does the opposite of what the chastest man ever – Jesus Christ preached. Chiyo says that if you stare at women lustfully then you are an Anti-Christ, if you do sex using contraceptive methods then you are an Anti-Christ, if you are a thief then you are an Anti-Christ, if you follow pornstars on Twitter then you are an Anti-Christ, if you watch lewd movies and masturbate then you are an Anti-Christ but if you gamble then you are a Pro-Christ.
I am really amazed that there is no Gharial dildo available in the market yet. That Gharial mouth really makes straight women and gay men wet; The first thing that they think after seeing a Gharial mouth is if they only could take it up in their pussy or asshole. I believe that I am going to be the first one to launch such a sex toy. Stay ready and identify my sex toys company when I do that, I like to keep it a secret here, because I didn’t create this blog for any sort of endorsement or promotion for my company but rather to make your sex lives better, irrespective of the fact whether you are a straight male or a female or someone belonging to the LGBT community.
After having sold sex toys for years now, I have come to the conclusion that in no part of the world, do the sex dolls sell as much as they ought to, especially the tattooed ones. I am amazed that most of the sex doll buyers aren’t even aware of the fact that there are tattooed sex dolls available everywhere online to buy and that too in plenty.
The sex toy makers have accomplished a lot but they still haven’t been able to change the mindset of the sex toy prospects as they should have and that includes myself and my company.
One of my future business plans is to sell real human woman’s packed milk all across the globe. This milk can be used for nutritious purposes for the adults and babies and straight men, bisexual and lesbian women would be able to use this milk for their fetishes as well. This milk is also for the ones who love the taste of a human woman’s milk. I have already agreed a couple of busty lesbians to provide me the milk regularly for this upcoming project of mine.
It is indeed easier to prophesize about a nation’s economy than it is to prophesize about the sexual liberation movements going across the world.
I believe that each and every Japanese feminist who is involved in one movement or another needs to feature herself in an AsianSexDiary video in order to show to the world that unlike feminists belonging to other parts of the world, they are not lame fucks. Believe me, they really aren’t, I have enjoyed a couple of them in Tokyo Love Hotels.
After enjoying tens of thousands of women belonging to different races, colors, body sizes, shapes, etc, I have come to the conclusion that fat women are more dogmatic about their view of sexuality. To understand what I am saying, just hire a fat escort or happy ending masseuse tonight and know the truth yourself.
Although I have had fun with an unbelievable number of women, it was only a couple of times that I got to enjoy a virgin, although I always used to prey on 18 or 19 years old. It is easier to find gems that finding an adult virgin woman who is also pure and pious in her thoughts in the modern era. And by a pure and pious woman in thoughts, I mean a woman who when doesn’t get a dick each night, doesn’t also think or dream about getting one every night before finally falling asleep.
I served in Afghanistan for 2 years and I was really surprised to see there that the affluent people there are as sexually active as their western counterparts, just more promiscuous. The tribal chiefs, the major businessmen, the industrialists, the case was just the same for any of those.
I have a nutritionist friend who claims that eating a tons of protein is bad for your libido but eating tons of vitamins does right the opposite. I have been taking 3 different multivitamins belonging to three different brands ever seen and it is hard to detect whether my friend is not trolling me, because I have always had a strong libido and I have never taken any sort of protein supplements ever in the past.
This nutritionist friend of mine also told me that all those trying to find out what their favorite rockstar from the 1970s, 1980s or 1990s eats that keeps him looking so fresh and young are clearly misguided. He claims that the real secret is the different pussy that they get to be inside each night. He claims that fucking the same pussy each night doesn’t do any good to your dick, but fucking a different one is a whole different story.
Myself and my nutritionist friend, both agree that those who believe that further sexual liberation across the world will lead to higher population growth rate are needed to be declared as mentally retarded.
I am really astounded at the statements made by the mayors or wannabe mayors belonging to the Republican Party against Porn. All these fucking Mayors watch lingerie porn when nobody is looking, anybody who knows these crooks will tell you the same.
I once called a surprise stripper and she turned out to be my ex-girlfriend. I couldn’t be any happier. I paid her for her extra services as well and enjoyed thoroughly what I used to enjoy for free once.
I just got recalled of this ex-girlfriend of mine because her father used to be a candidate every 4 years, but could never make it and there you go, decades later, his daughter is a stripper and escort.
Nothing is better than a 6 feet tall Punjabi woman below the age of 42 who is horny enough to initiate the sex session with you. I tell you this from personal experience of fucking over tens of Punjabi beauties while I was in Toronto, Canada. The best place to hunt Punjabi pussies in Canada is the city of Mississauga. They are in plenty over there. And if you want to see a demo of how good the Punjabi pussies are, just check out some on any of the Alternatives to LiveJasmin. You will always find a couple of them logged in there wearing nothing at all or undergarments at most.
I strongly believe that someone really needs to bring about a revolution in the adult toy business soon enough or it will be over. I don’t think that they have been able to make the adult toys, be it for straight men or women or LGBT community, as technologically advanced as they ought to be. I believe that the reason is there are no major players or some of the biggest multinational corporations working in the arena. If the people had minds broad enough to accept sexuality as it is, the problem wouldn’t have persisted.
I personally believe that there will be a larger number of popular porn series than all the other series combined, whether belonging to the television, internet or magazines, by the year 2030.
I recently met an immigrant from Israel in the New York City, who told me that the fucking that goes on between the Israeli male and female soldiers on a daily basis is unbelievable. He further added that those Israeli soldiers fuck better than most of the pornstars. I asked him whether he got lucky ever, he replied “No, because he is ugly and not confident enough. His dick is also small.” I advised him to join the porn industry and play the role of little cuckold sissy if that’s the case. He got angry and upset, stared at me angrily and ran away.
I have a politician friend who always tells me that President Coolidge was the biggest believer of the ‘Coolidge Effect’ and wouldn’t usually sleep unless he had a virgin lying by him. I don’t know how much of truth is there in my friend’s claim, but I can say one thing for sure and that is that the President Coolidge’s face always looked like he just sniffed some fresh pink pussy.
I don’t agree with those who say that bad sex is not worth your time, because according to me, there is no such thing as ‘bad sex’. If you feel that the sex you just had was bad, then there is literally something wrong with you.
Me and an engineer friend of mine – William, have been working on to create remote controlled sex toys like nobody has ever seen before. We have already put some demos of such remote controlled sex toys on different Pornhub videos.
This engineer friend of mine was born to sex activist parents, who are some of the most active pro-abortion activists in whole of United States.
William claims that benching a lot reduces the dick size and also reduces the sensitivity on your dick. He is a bodybuilding enthusiast who doesn’t bench at all.
William says that it is a lot of fun seeing so many pussies and dicks going out on war with each other in the porn industry. William believes that no matter how much JMac tries, he cannot ever replace Johnny Sins. He further adds that forget about Johnny Sins, he can never even replace Johnny Castle.
“Passive women are better in bed and stay wet for longer”, a very good friend of mine told this to me and since then I have been dating none other than passive women only to discover that the friend of mine was exactly on point regarding this fact. I once tore the pussy of this unbelievably passive woman from South Korea, but she acted and behaved like nothing happen. She kept kissing me all the time throughout that sex session and even when after knowing that she is hurt, I put it inside the second time. She bled more blood than the amount of oil that America is going to steal from Iran.
It is really a false notion that the millennials don’t have as much sex as their peers. All those spreading such notions have low sex drives and similar is the case with their friends and the family, and they falsely believe that the similar is the case with others, which is far from the truth. I have never seen so much fucking going between the spouses, strangers, fuckbuddies, live-in couples and not to mention family members as well. Nobody is going to tell you that they fuck one or more of their family member(s), but if you want to experience this reality, watch amateur Hungarian sex videos (magyar szexvideók). Most amateur Hungarian sex videos lately have been those of the family members fucking each other, with aunt and nephew videos topping the numbers.
I have never had sex with a Hungarian woman ever in my life but I have had enough of it with the Slovenians. There used to be this Slovenian boss of mine in the company that I work at, I used to fuck his tranny daughter all the time and he never got a clue about it. I miss that tranny, she used to be a marvelous cocksucker. She must be busy sucking a cock while I write this post.
I studied at the same school as the Saraya-Jade Bevis aka Paige of the WWE. She used to be one of the nicest girls in the school and I believe that it is the dirty pro-wrestling business that ruined her with the drug usage and made her a sex addict. Whatever the case may be, I think that she should start escorting or stripping rather than trying her hand in any other business, because that is because escorting and stripping is where the easy money is for dumb girls like herself. She could also try becoming a pornstar.
Anyways, I wanted to tell you all about this Gynecologist friend of mine who fucks escorts all winters, hires female strippers all summers, stays celibate in the rainy season and doesn’t plan to ever get married. I applaud this friend of mine for most of his decisions. He is really smart.
A pornstar male friend of mine who is a well-known face in the industry recently told me that the pornstars can never get enough sex, they regularly indulge in swinger sex. One such female pornstar that I won’t name here is an Italian BBW with beautiful green eyes. She is pretty well-known, now guess who she is and tell me the name in the comment section.
I have a Spanish-American friend whose most predictions regarding different movements in the world are really coming true, especially the ones related to the feminist movement. He is also a sort of conspiracy theorist and I have become more like his pupil than his friend lately.
This Spanish-American friend of mine never gets tired of repeating on his blog and in person that he doesn’t believe in the New World Order (NWO) but rather in the New Sex Order (NSO).
I have been wanting to teach sharpshooting classes to the men who have been trying to conceive for a while and I am going to use mini sex doll to teach the same, if it ever happens. I am telling you, if there were medals given for this art anywhere in the world, I would have been a gold medalist times over.
My current fuckmate gets a migraine if she doesn’t get to blow a cock for at least 30 minutes a day. She is a very successful career lady, who attributes all her success to drinking semen everyday. She has a thing for tall men with a great smile and she fucks around with them all the time, I have no issues with the same.
I have an idea to create a nation which will be called Camgirlia. Everyone in the nation, including the President, the Prime Minister and the Military General, will have to be a Cam Girl and there will be regular Live Sex Shows where all the VIPs of the nation will be shown fucking together. The nation will focus a lot on increasing the population, because more population = more cam models. Remember, the nation will require both males and females to become cam models although the name would be ‘Camgirlia’.
I have had several rendezvous with several different homeless women and I still wonder why they are homeless. They are amazing fucks, even the ones aged over 60. They are such great fucks, that I would award them a home for each sexual session, if I were a billionaire.